Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
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Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
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Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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