evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
What should our trivia night team be named?
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we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
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Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
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I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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