how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
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