Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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