So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
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