Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
You don't make any sense
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That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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