Midget sex pt 2 tonight
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
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