it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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