talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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