He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
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