Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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