remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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