I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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