dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
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I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
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I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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