Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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