youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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