but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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