So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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