We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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