That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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