Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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