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(507): View more from Minnesota

We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.

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(404): View more from Georgia

I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?

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(973): View more from New Jersey

gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.

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(423): View more from Tennessee

Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.

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(706): View more from Georgia

I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.

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(801): View more from Utah

We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.

(1-412): View more from Pennsylvania

.,.,you might have to leave

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(504): View more from Louisiana

Who says no to sex and donuts?!

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(318): View more from Louisiana

We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!

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