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• (+61): View more from Australia

  yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.

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• (415): View more from California

  This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.

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• (+27): View more from South Africa

  Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?

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• (760): View more from California

  You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker

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• (409): View more from Texas

  There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.

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• (714): View more from California

  Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power

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• (254): View more from Texas

  Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.

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