She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
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I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
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Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
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