So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Do vagina's smell?
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
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