Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
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