i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
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