I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I am one with the molecules
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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