Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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