I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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