I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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