C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
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So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
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So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
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