i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
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