dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
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He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
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You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
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