i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
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Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
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I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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