K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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