i broke my thumb. i no longer have 2 opposable thumbs. i'm sub-human. i love vicodin.
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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