he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
Randomize
