i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Xanax induced break ups are the best. Since I'm a professional fiancee, I'm going to break up with them on Xanax from now on. It didn't hurt one tiiiiiny bit.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
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