I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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