I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
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