How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Hello my rib-scented angel!
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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