I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
