I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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