I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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