She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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