thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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