if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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