I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
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