this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
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Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
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What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
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