$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
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you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
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Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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