I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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