doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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