She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Brb crying the tears of my youth
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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