you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
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You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
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Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I'm bleeding and have questions
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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