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  (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...

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  (610): I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand... http://tfl.nu/us7j
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  (979): View more from Texas

  I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed

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  (979): I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed http://tfl.nu/k1m0
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  (517): View more from Michigan

  the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"

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  (517): the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed" http://tfl.nu/ho10
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  (573): View more from Missouri

  Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.

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  (573): Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life. http://tfl.nu/evuh
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  (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  oh fat girl friday strikes again...

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  (724): oh fat girl friday strikes again... http://tfl.nu/rgt0
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  (425): View more from Washington

  there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..

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  (425): there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room.. http://tfl.nu/dpny
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  (850): View more from Florida

  I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.

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  (850): I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry. http://tfl.nu/53sz
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  (916): View more from California

  Yep. How's your hangover?

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  It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.

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  (916): Yep. How's your hangover? (1-916): It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me. http://tfl.nu/bn8s
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  (214): View more from Texas

  They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.

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  (214): They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday. http://tfl.nu/u6e3
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  (630): View more from Illinois

  I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.

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  (630): I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive. http://tfl.nu/thwy
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  (701): View more from North Dakota

  All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy

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  (701): All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy http://tfl.nu/indb
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  (509): View more from Washington

  People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.

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  (509): People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis. http://tfl.nu/hrpb
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  (203): View more from Connecticut

  There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?

  (203): View more from Connecticut

  NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?

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  (203): There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on? (203): NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID? http://tfl.nu/aczl
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  (289): View more from Ontario

  Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?

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  When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.

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  (289): Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this? (1-289): When she went in the beer store I got to hold it. http://tfl.nu/fggc
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  (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing

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  (412): I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing http://tfl.nu/e0h3
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