I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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