Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
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