nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
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